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AlamoSoul

我最喜欢的电影之一安妮霍尔里的最后一段台词，是一个笑话：
有个家伙去看精神病医生，他说：大夫，我兄弟疯了，他以为他自己是一只鸡。
医生说：那你怎么不把他带来？
那家伙说：我是想带他来的，可是我需要鸡蛋呀。

BBQ大叔

昆汀的电影里常有非常精彩的对白，以下几段是我印象最深的，不过翻译成中文就没意义了：

《杰克·布朗》
塞缪尔·杰克逊：My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

《被解救的姜戈》
舒尔茨: [用枪瞄准通缉犯] You sure that's him?
姜戈: Yeah.
舒尔茨: Positive?
姜戈: I don't know.
舒尔茨: You don't know if you're positive?
姜戈: I don't know what 'positive' means.

《低俗小说》
Mia被救活后
Lance:  If you're all right, then say something.
Mia : .....something.

毛怪_大貓咪

想起来冯小刚的《大腕》了。
葛优和关之琳在看电视，电视里采访街头路人问他们知不知道什么叫“喜丧”，路边交警回答“应该是洗桑拿浴”吧。

akki

Hit-Girl: You know what? Everyone likes Kick-Ass. If you see the clip he's actually pretty good.
Big Daddy: Good at getting his ass... kicked. They should call him Ass-Kick, instead. (laughs sarcastically)
Hit-Girl: That doesn't even make sense.

BBQ大叔

还有一个最近看的《世界尽头》： What the f**k does WTF mean?